Amulance – What idiot wrote that script?

Ambulance on Blu-ray 4K UHD.
By Michael Bay.
My rating ⭐ ⭐ (barely) out of 5 stars.

Decorated veteran Will Sharp, desperate for money to cover his wife’s medical bills, asks for help from his adoptive brother Danny. A charismatic career criminal, Danny instead offers him a score: the biggest bank heist in Los Angeles history: $32 million.

This is a Michael Bay movie. I could probably stop the review here because that says all about the movie. Lots of special effects and a mediocre story at best.

This Michael Bay movie is no different. The two stars I gave it is solely for the action and the special effects. The script is not even mediocre. It is rubbish.

I think what grated on me the most is that there are two characters in the whole movie that are somewhat likable. The rest are either assholes or idiots. Mostly both.

The actions of almost everyone are just annoyingly stupid and illogical. The constant bickering and shouting is frustrating. This “criminal mastermind”, Danny Sharp, is alternating between being a psychopath and just an idiot. His idiot comment towards the end that they were not the bad guys, they were just trying to get home was so braindead it was unbelievable. The police force is not really any better.

The entire chase part is just so ridiculous most of the time and the constant shouting and arguing drags it down further. The idea of doing an operation, over the phone, during a high speed chase while taking 90 degree turns every two minutes or so is laughable.

Then they had all this silly work up to where the baddies were going to assault the cops with their customized vehicles and the one time I expected Michael Bay to shine and even go a bit over the top it ended up being rather meh and mediocre.

Normally I do not really care that much if the script is not top notch in these kind of movies as long as it is good enough to drive the action but this script was too ludicrous and devoid of intelligence even for me.

Then of course they had to have the usual woke bullshit in it. I do not care if someone swings one way or the other but one of these ways is a small minority so you do not have to cram them into every movie and you certainly do not have to rub it into the audience face but then Pedowood is what it is nowadays.

3 thoughts on “Amulance – What idiot wrote that script?

  1. A college professor here in the States was recently fired for telling her students to refer to pedophiles as “minor attracted people” while in her classroom. Entertainment and Academia are totally corrupt and perverted now. There is no hope for them.

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